All Around My Hat

All around my hat
I will wear the green willow
And all around my hat
For twelve month and a day
And if anyone should ask me
The reason why I'm wearing it
It's my fucking business
'Cos it's my fucking hat.

"'Ere you can't say a word like "hat"
This is a family song"

All around my fuck
I will wear the green willow
And all around my fuck
For twelve month and a day
And if anyone should ask me
The reason why I'm wearing it
It's my hatting business
'Cos it's my hatting fuck.