Come Landlord Fill The Flowing Bowl
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Come landlord fill the flowing bowl
Until it doth run over.
Come landlord fill the flowing bowl
Until it doth run over.
For tonight we'll merry merry be
For tonight we'll merry merry be
For tonight we'll merry merry be
Tomorrow we'll be sober.
Here's to the man who drinks weak ale
And goes to bed quite sober
Fades as the leaves do fade
and drops off in October.
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Here's to the man who drinks strong ale
And goes to bed quite plastered
Lives as he ought to live
And dies a drunken bastard.
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Here's to the man who drinks strong ale
The volume of a river
He shall have a splendid life
But bugger up his liver.
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Here's to the one who drinks our ale
And never does repay us
Soon he will drink alone
And learn to be more generous.
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Here's to the maid who steals a kiss
And runs to tell her mother
She's a foolish foolish thing
She'll never get another.
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Here's to the girl who steals a kiss
And comes to steal another
She's a boon to all mankind
Soon she'll be a mother.
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Here's to the man who drinks strong ale
But can't seem to remember
That the drunken lover finds
It floppifies his member
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Here's to the girl who drains her horn
And slips between the covers
She shall find the C.S.A
Will track down all her lovers.
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And here's to the man who beds a girl
The moment that he sees her
He shall for his fortune get
A dose of gonorrhoea.
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If I had more bricks and stones
I'd build the chimney higher
It would stop the landlord's cat
From pissing in the fire.
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Come walk with me all in the park
And don't be so particular
If the grass is soaking wet
We'll do it perpendicular.
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And if Mark goes off in the night
We'll wake Jude from her beauty sleep
Then we'll take her to the field
Where he's accosting local sheep.
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And if we join N.F.P.S soon
Our shield wall will be rugged
Hwicce will be in the Vike
And Aescendun can get buggered.
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And if we get more new recruits
Then Wychwood will grow stronger
That will mean more alcohol
We'll all stay pissed for longer.
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