Fie Man Fie
I saw Alastair block a spear
Fie man fie
I saw Alastair block a spear
Who's the fool now
I saw Alastair block a spear
It shows at least that he can hear
Thou art well drunken man
Who's the fool now.
I saw Terry change his socks
They gave the local rat's the pox.
I saw Taran stay in line
We had to tie him there, the swine.
I saw Susie get a scare
When Grendel tried to part her hair.
I saw Duncan make a kill
Despite his lack of brains and skill.
I saw Josie being Queen
Two hours without nicotine.