Fie Man Fie

I saw Alastair block a spear
Fie man fie
I saw Alastair block a spear
Who's the fool now
I saw Alastair block a spear
It shows at least that he can hear
Thou art well drunken man
Who's the fool now.

I saw Terry change his socks
They gave the local rat's the pox.

I saw Taran stay in line
We had to tie him there, the swine.

I saw Susie get a scare
When Grendel tried to part her hair.

I saw Duncan make a kill
Despite his lack of brains and skill.

I saw Josie being Queen
Two hours without nicotine.