Filthy Vikings

We don't fight for queen and country,
We dont fight for liberty,
We just fight for booze and crumpet,
Filthy Vikings all are we!

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Filthy Vikings!
Filthy Vikings!
Filthy Vikings all are we!
Filthy Vikings all are we!

We don't fight when we are sober,
We dont fight so dangerously,
We just fight when pubs aren't open,
Alcoholics all are we!

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We don't wash with soap and water,
We dont live hygienically,
What's the use of soap and water,
Filthy Vikings all are we!

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We don't fight with axe and broadsword,
We dont fight so coventionally,
We just fight with whips and leather,
Sexual perverts all are we!

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We don't sing with vim and vigour,
We dont sing so audibly,
We just sing with hush and whisper,
Subtle singers all are we!

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We sing songs about our battles,
Blood and gore abundantly,
Mighty warriors, noble heroes,
Lying bastards all are we!

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We don't fight with swords and seaxes,
We dont fight authentically,
Mortars, nuclear bombs and claymores,
Anachronistic all are we!

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