Hildegard The Bat

Rembrandt the piglet lives in Golder's Green,
Rembrandt the piglet lives in Golder's Green,
Rembrandt the piglet lives in Golder's Green,
Hildegard the bat rules OK.

Percival the stoat keeps bibles in the bath

Ethyl the bilge-rat goes shopping in a tank

Ezekial the wasp eats concrete with his crisps

Milly the swan passes water in a flash

Tablet the Dolphin hangs around in schools

Wibbly Wob the mole knows exactly what to do

Dave M. the stirrer should have been a chef

Alastair the elk buys his chocolate spread in bulk

Maiken the Swede tells joke no-one understands

Christian the deer- hurdy gurdy gurdy hurd

Alice the archer plays twister like a pro

Susie the fox grows a hidden forest glade

Black Bob the grizzly knows how to play the spoons

Wendy-Love the dove has a cornucopic bag

Daniel the biochemist thinks we're really queer

Daniel the treasurer runs off with all our money

Dave Wall the ferret slithers down the nearest hole

Rupert the wide-mouthed frog blows down Maiken's neck

Rachel the cat eats Windy's face for lunch

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