Hildegard The Bat
Rembrandt the piglet lives in Golder's Green,
Rembrandt the piglet lives in Golder's Green,
Rembrandt the piglet lives in Golder's Green,
Hildegard the bat rules OK.
Percival the stoat keeps bibles in the bath
Ethyl the bilge-rat goes shopping in a tank
Ezekial the wasp eats concrete with his crisps
Milly the swan passes water in a flash
Tablet the Dolphin hangs around in schools
Wibbly Wob the mole knows exactly what to do
Dave M. the stirrer should have been a chef
Alastair the elk buys his chocolate spread in bulk
Maiken the Swede tells joke no-one understands
Christian the deer- hurdy gurdy gurdy hurd
Alice the archer plays twister like a pro
Susie the fox grows a hidden forest glade
Black Bob the grizzly knows how to play the spoons
Wendy-Love the dove has a cornucopic bag
Daniel the biochemist thinks we're really queer
Daniel the treasurer runs off with all our money
Dave Wall the ferret slithers down the nearest hole
Rupert the wide-mouthed frog blows down Maiken's neck
Rachel the cat eats Windy's face for lunch
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