Nice Weather

Ian, he is our president,
He's the boy, he's the man, he's a pearl
But it's quite funny if you imagine
Him dressed as a bunny...
Nice weather.....

Gerry once went to a party
A little bit drunk to be fair
She said "That party was really excellent."
Except there was nobody...
Nice weather.....

Felix has a nice shiny new-sword,
It's blade it is long bright and hard,
But I doubt that you'll ere see him use it,
Because he's a lazy bast...
Nice weather.....

Abbie, she went to a feast once,
Her tunic fell almost to bits,
She said 'Chris will you rip my tunic',
He did and we all saw her...
Nice...

Chris, he got down for the axe pull,
He sat on the tiles of the floor,
His kilt, well it rode up a little,
And Tibs got a sight of his....
Nice weather we've been having.

Darcy, though only a fresher
Has defeated many warriors - hurrah!
something something something
because she wasn't wearing a...
Nice Weather dum de dum