Wild Pervert

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Ribena.
Ribena who?

Ribena wild pervert for many's a year
And I spent all my money on leather and gear
And now I'm returning pursued by the law
And I swear I will play the wild pervert no more.

Chorus:
And it's no nay never, (Right up yer kilt!)
No nay never no more
Will I play the wild pervert
No never no more.

I went to a brothel I oft did frequent
And I told the landlady me habits were bent
I asked her for kiddies, she answered me "Nay,
For it's habits like yours will get me put away."

Chorus

I took from me pocket a handful of red
To be smoked in a joint, she went out of her head
She said "We've got kiddies and whips of the best
If they can't take it all you can give me the rest.

Chorus

I went home to my parents confessed what I'd done
And I asked them to pardon their incestuous son
And if they caressed me as oft times before
Then I swear I will play the wild pervert once more.

And it's no nay never (Maybe just once!)
No nay never no more
Will I play the wild pervert
No never no more.