Wychwood Warriors Are Best

Chorus:
Wychwood warriors are best boys
Wychwood warriors are best
(Fuck a warrior)
Wychwood warriors are best boys
Wychwood warriors are best

Stuff her hole with your pole, boys

Chorus

Rub her cracks with an axe, boys

Chorus

Ram your rear with a spear, boys
(Watch for splinters)

Chorus

Have a screw with a shrew, boys
(Take your sellotape)

Chorus

Make her flow with your bow, boys
(Get her quivering)

Chorus

Make him jerk with a dirk, girls
(Do it carefully)

Chorus

Rub his dong with a thong, girls

Chorus

Wank your lord with his sword, girls
(Put your fives in)

Chorus

Give her a scam with your scram, boys

Chorus