Wychwood Warriors Are Best
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Wychwood warriors are best boys
Wychwood warriors are best
(Fuck a warrior)
Wychwood warriors are best boys
Wychwood warriors are best
Stuff her hole with your pole, boys
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Rub her cracks with an axe, boys
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Ram your rear with a spear, boys
(Watch for splinters)
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Have a screw with a shrew, boys
(Take your sellotape)
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Make her flow with your bow, boys
(Get her quivering)
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Make him jerk with a dirk, girls
(Do it carefully)
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Rub his dong with a thong, girls
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Wank your lord with his sword, girls
(Put your fives in)
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Give her a scam with your scram, boys
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